Drunk eBay customer “mortified” when “obscene” gross purchase arrives the next day
Man felt ‘mortified’ after drowning his grief over England’s Euro 2020 loss to Italy let him make an ’embarrassing’ online purchase
Image: Spotted Whitwick / Facebook)
One man felt “mortified” after his drunk online shopping exploits left him with an “embarrassing” and frankly suspicious delivery.
The anonymous eBayer turned to online shopping to drown his grief after watching England lose in the Euro 2020 final to Italy which was, of course, a sad evening for many .
But, while most people use shopping therapy to purchase stylish new clothes or even designer items, such as watches or other jewelry, for reasons even he cannot explain, the man s ‘is found to buy a life-size sex doll.
The man, from Coalville, Leicestershire, says he then went to bed to sleep after the heavy drinking session, before forgetting about his rather unusual purchase.
Spotted Whitwick / Facebook)
Spotted Whitwick / Facebook)
In fact, it wasn’t until the next day, when he received a shipping notification confirming that his purchase was on the way, that he remembered the impending sex doll, and at that point, he was too late to cancel it.
To make matters worse, he says the packaging was far from discreet and that he was at work when it was delivered – to his new neighbor.
Posted on the Spotted Whitwick page, according to Leicestershire Live, he wrote: “So he arrived in the post earlier than expected today and needless to say I’m mortified.
“I was at work, so my neighbor, who has just moved in, agreed to sign when I was not there – to add to my horror. I’m afraid I know what she is thinking.”
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The buyer admitted that as soon as he opened the spooky purchase, he immediately wanted to get rid of it, but couldn’t face the embarrassment of bringing it back to the post office or being spotted to the landfill.
The buyer then revealed that by opening the package, he immediately wanted to get rid of the spooky purchase.
“I opened it, and oh my God, it’s hideous. I don’t know what to do with it. I’m so embarrassed. What do I do with it? I can’t sell in the place of Facebook market like this would involve taking it out of the house, seeing the neighbors, returning it under eBay’s return policy would involve going to the post office i.e. social suicide The message continued.
âGoing to the point would be double social suicide, not to mention having the police stop me thinking I am getting rid of a real body. Does anyone know if Coalville Point has a lot of CCTV? ? Maybe I could break in at night? Do anyone have any other suggestions or a box big enough to hide this obnoxious obscenity? “
Unsurprisingly, people were taken aback by the drunkenness incident, with several Facebook users even offering to “get rid of” it. What generosity ?!
“I had a rough day, thanks for cheering me up lol. Find a farmer’s field and put it under the cattle grid,” one user joked, while another commented, “Use – like a burglar alarm when you are away, lift it up so its shadow is visible lol. “
Meanwhile, a really helpful commentator tried to help, by providing the man with a 60 inch television that could be used to get rid of the “body.”
“We have a box for a 60 inch TV that needs to go. If you send me a private message, we’ll pick it up from the box, take it out and throw it on the bonfire. I’m not shy. buddy, âthey said. wrote.
While it’s unclear what happened to the sex doll’s fate, we’re pretty sure the man will always stay away from eBay after one or more drinks from now on.
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